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im in flames...
...a jester script transfigured
Created on 2004-10-23 11:19:24 (#4921552), last updated 2005-02-19
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Basic Info| Name: | James |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-10 |
| Location: | Redcliffe, Queensland, Australia |
BioI was born in a small laboratory south of France and when I woke up I was so surprised that I didn't speak for a year and a half. When I did mutter my first words, ("mmm food"), the scientists realised just how big a mistake they had made. So they dehydrated my body and put me in a can; and that, is where I grew up. I had some fun times in that can, looking around. It was just so tinny! I was in heaven.
Until one day..........
The laboratory was closed down by a group of rogue-militant emus and their human slaves. One of the emus was new and took pity upon the slaves and opened my tin thinking it was food. They poured water in and I was reborn. The first thing I ever saw outside of that can, was that poor emu getting beaten to a bloody pulp. Mmm, bloody pulp of emu.......
Ever since then I have seemed to acquire a taste for emu, hmm funny. Anyway I wondered from the laboratory, mouth bloody, looking for something to do. I walked into Paris and it was like a gift from God. Poodles everywhere! Well with all those years of sexual tension that had built up I was in desperate need of some sugar... but anyway we'll skip that part of the story.
After my antics with the poodles, I walked slowly to the Eiffel Tower where I found a wise man. He was a guru, wise in the ways of the world. He taught me of the wrongness of materialism, gave me some bling-bling, and sent me to Australia.
Ever since then I have been moving around; a drifter, not held down by anyone or anything.
Until one day..........
The laboratory was closed down by a group of rogue-militant emus and their human slaves. One of the emus was new and took pity upon the slaves and opened my tin thinking it was food. They poured water in and I was reborn. The first thing I ever saw outside of that can, was that poor emu getting beaten to a bloody pulp. Mmm, bloody pulp of emu.......
Ever since then I have seemed to acquire a taste for emu, hmm funny. Anyway I wondered from the laboratory, mouth bloody, looking for something to do. I walked into Paris and it was like a gift from God. Poodles everywhere! Well with all those years of sexual tension that had built up I was in desperate need of some sugar... but anyway we'll skip that part of the story.
After my antics with the poodles, I walked slowly to the Eiffel Tower where I found a wise man. He was a guru, wise in the ways of the world. He taught me of the wrongness of materialism, gave me some bling-bling, and sent me to Australia.
Ever since then I have been moving around; a drifter, not held down by anyone or anything.
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